In which I show my feet, off which I have been run all day.

In which I have to introduce students to the academic study of law but cannot help admitting that the choice of topic might be slightly more interesting than contract law

In which I decide to argue that the Christmas tree that I carelessly discarded in my garden is not an unsightly eyesore but is, instead, a haven for wildlife such as this ladybird which would otherwise have to fly away home.

In which I buy a birthday lunch and then consume a cake made of layersof sacher torte, hazelnut cream, chocolate ganache, ensconced inbelgian chocolate and a side of homemade toblerone icecream. It was notmy birthday but it felt like it.

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In which my sister, whom I have not seen for many a month, and I spend some quality time together. Or, at least, we play with our shiny gadgets.

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In which fair fa' your honest, sonsie face Great Chieftan o' the puddin' race

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In which I share with you the only thing I ever aspired to own.Beautiful bookshelves.

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In which I am both flabbergasted and shocked in a 'Disgusted of Tunbridge Wells' Daily Fail reader manner at the horrific filth printed in a child's Doctor Who magazine

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In which, for the first time in recorded history, a TV adaptation is a million times better than the novel

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In which my son points out that the local park looks like a mangrove swamp

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In which I am very pleased that my jeans go on my body and do up. This has not occurred for a few months. Next stop will be the ability to actually sit down in them.

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In which I hold true to my party girl reputation by spending my Friday night sat alone in a Starbucks in Castleford planning lessons on loneliness in 'Of Mice and Men'. Oh, the irony.

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In which I get totally bored at my son's swimming lesson and have a sleep in the area that should not be called the 'Spectators Area' but rather the 'Bored Mums playing on their phones' area

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In which, for the first time ever, a group I asked to research a topic did not rip it straight off Wikipedia

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In which, showing true heroism and despite being ravenous, I do not order a Mars Bar and instead just have a cappuccino. And a biscuit.

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In which I go to a fancy do at the Civic Hall and get very teary about how great kids are

In which my milk does a very compelling impression of the Hunchback of Notre Dame

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In which I prove my ultimate coolness by being allowed to play with Lightning McQueen and not a rubbish girl car

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In which, in a wholly alliterative manner, I note that a child has summed my life up using the letter T. Can I point out that I didn't teach this child. It was someone else's marking.

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In which Twitter comes to life. In Wetherby.

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In which my dinner matches my tiles

In which there is ample evidence that I am both skint and podgy

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In which I have to get involved in an actual mission of mercy involving a round trip to Harrogate to collect a 2 year old, driving a car that wasn't mine.

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In which I develop a theory that you can only get away with healthyraisins in party bags until kids are 2. From then on it is Haribo allthe way.

In which following one car park road rage incident, being very late, aninvalid voucher, a debit card machine crash, we finally get to see thefilm

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In which there is a glass of red and some paintings

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In which every single pine needle from an 8 foot tree fell on my carpets and sofa

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In which the excess dinner gets crammed into Tupperware rather than me. #qsonepicaday

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In which a new year's resolution I should have made, but didn't, was to sort my desk at work

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In which I sort July's holiday on the second day of January

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In which the most important thing to happen all year happens on Jan 1st

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